1. I didn’t expect to find out I was pregnant at 19 (at least I was married!)
2. I didn’t expect to have complications with Rosie’s delivery, which left me on life support for 3 weeks.
3. I didn’t expect to get divorced
4. I didn’t expect my ex-husband to go to prison
5. I didn’t expect to meet my (2nd) husband on the internet. Thanks LDSmingle.com !
6. I didn’t expect to attend 4 different college and STILL not be done with my bachelor degree
7. I didn’t expect to own so many cars
8. I didn’t expect to “go under the knife,” but I’m glad I did
9. I didn’t expect to live in 4 different states (Utah, California, Michigan, Georgia)
10. I didn’t expect to develop sleep apnea or PCOS
11. I didn’t expect to go into so much student loan debt
12. I didn’t expect to develop a love affair with all things BBQ
13. I didn’t expect to be in a hurricane
14. I didn’t expect to fly on an airplane so much
15. I didn’t expect my dad‘s leg to be amputated after a horrible car crash
16. I didn’t expect to own so many tech devices
17. I didn’t expect so many gray hairs so young
18. I didn’t expect 80’s Pop Culture to come back with such a vengeance
19. I didn’t expect to go to so many concerts
20. I didn’t expect to become a Diet Coke-aholic

P.S. What exactly has this decade been dubbed? The “Noughties?” The “Aughts?” The “Tenties?” The “Milennial Decade?”